Contributing to global climate change since 1965, Allen believes that you have a Constitutional right to his opinion. 
11 Nov
Learn not to Burn
Are you reading this on a 15″ Apple Powerbook? You might want to check this recall notice for the battery. Be sure to use a different computer though because yours might suddenly burst into flames, which would not only be embarrassing, but it could also, you know, harm someone.
I’m in no danger. See, I use [...]
