Contributing to global climate change since 1965, Allen believes that you have a Constitutional right to his opinion. 
22 Apr
Does a Barr(ymore) poo in the woods?
Drew, Cameron: I think it’s called camping.
When Barrymore (star of “E.T.” and “Charlie’s Angel’s,” to name a few of her films) bragged about defecating in the forest, Diaz responded she would like to have the same experience.
“I am so jealous right now, I am going — I am going to the woods tomorrow,” Diaz said. [...]
