Contributing to global climate change since 1965, Allen believes that you have a Constitutional right to his opinion. 
17 May
Kinda quiet
Yeah, I know.
Finals are next week.
Then I’ll have to go watch “Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith” about forty times in a theater near me.
Archive for May, 2005
06 May
Don’t Laugh, This is Important
It is not often that one comes across an intellectual description of the lengths some of us socially challenged individuals will go to in the pursuit of making sense out of inconsistent fictional universes. Todd Seavey writes:
If Scotty witnesses Captain Kirks death at the beginning of Star Trek VII, it is extremely troubling to some [...]
05 May
Intercourse with the World
“I’ve always urged members to travel,” [House Speaker J. Dennis] Hastert ventured, “to have this type of intercourse with the world.” [link - Washington Post]
Yes, but is this intercourse consensual? No means no, Dennis.
01 May
These things happen
Toads explode. Happens all the time.
“Dozens of toads were crawling out of the water. They were puffed up to almost three times their normal size and making strange screeching noises. Then they just started popping. Some just went ‘phut!’ and their guts spewed out, but others literally exploded, showering the place with bits of innards. [...]
