Contributing to global climate change since 1965, Allen believes that you have a Constitutional right to his opinion. 
18 Apr
Attack of the Killer Dachshund
“What’s he do? Nibble yer bum?!”
Oh, he’s a killer alright. See the big, nasty, pointy teeth? When Hunter says, “Jump,” Chuck Norris asks, “How high?”
I managed to escape to the dining room with all of my limbs but you can see for yourself here what manner of terror lurks within Kitchenlandia. Beware.
