07 Jun
Our Long Nightmare is Over
Paris Hilton, a woman of some importance I’ve been told, has been released from prison to serve out the remainder of her time under house arrest.
The last time I was ordered to serve 23 days of a 45 day jail sentence and was subsequently let out early four days later because I didn’t like it [...]

Contributing to global climate change since 1965, Allen believes that you have a Constitutional right to his opinion. 

