Contributing to global climate change since 1965, Allen believes that you have a Constitutional right to his opinion. 
21 Aug
Pants
Two really big events for me today… well, three actually.
- I got to go outside the house for a doctor’s appointment.
- I got to wear pants.
- I got to go outside with pants on (for a change).
Pants are seriously overrated but the “authorities” continue to insist that I wear pants when I’m in the neighborhood, shopping mall and playground. Sheesh.
Some of my staples came out today which was cool because, honestly, I’m pretty sure they switched from the Swingline to the Bostitch some time ago and I really liked my stapler better when I sat next to the window and you could see the birds squirrels and there were two of them and they were married… at a reasonable volume.
I could burn this place down.
(Honestly, I’m no longer taking any drugs. This is just me.)
