Joe Sixpack vs Sarah Soccer
I said I wasn’t going to watch it. The debate. The debate between the vice-presidential candidates. …vice-president of the United States? Of America? Still don’t know what I’m talking about? Me either.
My gut feeling (and I do always go with my gut) after watching those two go at it is that Joe Biden is much more adept at dodging questions that is Sarah Palin. Don’t misunderstand me, I though they both did marvelous jobs at avoiding the questions and moving quickly to the ready made talking points, but I still think Biden won on style. Given enough time and practice, I’m sure that Palin will be just as smooth and slippery as the rest of them.
Also it seemed to me as if maybe Biden tried just a little harder to seem like he was answering questions whereas Palin made it clear that she wasn’t there just to answer questions but to speak to the American people. Now that’s Maverick: Agree to a debate format and then — wowzer — totally not participate in the debate format. See? That’s change. That’s going forward. That’s moving in the right direction towards whatever it is that is that … I … was … … and that’s why you should vote for our ticket in November.
As Joeseph 2Pac once said, “Four more beers!”
Good luck, lady and gent. Still voting ‘no.’

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Announcer: Mad Dog you heard the nasty, brutal things Loaf said about you how do you respond to this?
October 3rd, 2008 at 9:34 amRen: Well actually if feel tha…(Stimpy throws Ren away from the microphone)
Stimpy: No! I wanna holler the loud funny words! I like Darin, he is my friend! (points to Lump and Loaf) I like you and him! He likes me! And I like him! He likes you I hope!
Ren: Hey man li…
(Stimpy pushes Ren away again)
Stimpy: I like his autograph! It is a nice picture! He is nice! (Stimpy’s tongue falls off.)