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01 Nov
I might want this MTV
Remember when MTV played music? Back in nineteen-hundred and eighty-two, if I remember correctly, our family signed up for cable. Two things happened as a result:
- I saw MTV for the first time.
- God was removed from this once great nation of ours, leading to increases in gang activity and mullets.
Well now you can see it all again for the first time. Only this time your parents won’t come home early from vacation and bust you for watching devil music on the sin box. MTV has gone nuts with the Duran Duran and them Split Enz. MTV Music has the more modern selections — popular with today’s youth — as well. Embeddable, linkable, and on demand. Here’s one of my all-time favorites:
Oh and about that God thing? I was just kidding. God has DishTV.
(Martha, I still love you!)
