Aiming at Nothing

And when I say “I will,” I mean that my surrogate will. I’m a busy guy.

It is always unfortunate when Congress has to miss doing something — anything really — no matter how ineffectual.
“It is unfortunate that Congress had to take additional action on this issue, but the prospect of leaving millions of consumers in the dark was simply unacceptable,” Rep. Ed Markey (D-Mass.), a senior member of a congressional [...]

The Senate has passed yet another bill delaying the adoption of broadcast DTV. This one would make the switch “voluntary and television stations could go ahead if they wished with digital transmission on February 17 as scheduled and drop analog transmission.” (source)
Yeah… if you could just go ahead and put the new cover sheets on [...]

I haven’t found a way to embed this clip so I’ll link to it. Take 13 minutes (with an advert at the beginning) to Catch the Frak Up. The final ten episodes of Battlestar Galactica are about to hit the picture box.
I am so fr*kking stoked.
UPDATE: Wow… that was dark!

This time of year is a difficult one for me. The weather is abysmal where I live and while I’m sure most of the expressions of holiday cheer around me are sincere, I can’t help but fall back into a dark cynicism about the whole thing. It feels artificial and forced to me and yet [...]

The final episodes of Battlestar Galactica air beginning January 16 on Sci-Fi. There’s a teaser video up but I can’t embed it. See it here.
Yeah… I just wet my flight suit.

Haha… wait, I think they’re making fun of me.

While the new Star Trek movie is already doomed in that it comes in at number 11 (an odd number), I very much hope this is not true:
It has been confirmed that Romulans are the main antagonists in the film, led by Nero (the primary villain) and his second-in-command, Ayel. Their plot involves not only [...]

This digital short is pretty good. I LOLed.

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Windows Neo 7 is kinda snappy.

No matter what part of the galaxy you inhabit (and, yes, I’m talking to you methane breathers too!), this is the most important election of our current life times (symbionts excluded). So, please, vote.

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The fate of your pansy-ass planet with no weapons (what? are you morons!?) may hang [...]