Contributing to global climate change since 1965, Allen believes that you have a Constitutional right to his opinion. It is always unfortunate when Congress has to miss doing something — anything really — no matter how ineffectual.
“It is unfortunate that Congress had to take additional action on this issue, but the prospect of leaving millions of consumers in the dark was simply unacceptable,” Rep. Ed Markey (D-Mass.), a senior member of a congressional [...]
What was in my drink? Who are you and why are you in my bed? Here’s some cab fare. I’m late for work.
Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are
Facebook has a number of interesting applications that can be added to a person’s profile. One of them that popped up today promised to find a person’s polling place based on their zip code. Here are my results.
Apparently my polling place is at the Ben & Jerry’s in Spokane, Washington. My vote will be full [...]
No matter what part of the galaxy you inhabit (and, yes, I’m talking to you methane breathers too!), this is the most important election of our current life times (symbionts excluded). So, please, vote.
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The fate of your pansy-ass planet with no weapons (what? are you morons!?) may hang [...]
“All the odds are on the man who is, intrinsically, the most devious and mediocre — the man who can most easily (and) adeptly disperse the notion that his mind is a virtual vacuum. The presidency tends, year by year, to go to such men. As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more closely, the [...]
I said I wasn’t going to watch it. The debate. The debate between the vice-presidential candidates. …vice-president of the United States? Of America? Still don’t know what I’m talking about? Me either.
My gut feeling (and I do always go with my gut) after watching those two go at it is that Joe Biden is much [...]
I did my Civic duty today (well, it was more in Accord with my Odyssey Element) by registering to vote in Idaho for the first time since moving here almost two years ago. I now hold in my hands one of the most powerful tools for change in governance — the right to throw my [...]
This would be funny if it were not also depressing.
Favorite quote: “This isn’t a pander-off, this is a generic-off.” I’m guessing (although I don’t know because I rarely ever look at the news) that THIS is what the media are talking about now. It’s not what you say (because, honestly, you’re not saying anything), it’s [...]
Hey sports fans. The Blue team and the Red team have picked their team captains. Show your team spirit! Buy your team hats, banners and pom-poms! Repeat the talking points; stay on message; don’t let the other side get a leg up on your rhetoric.
Zeus, I made the mistake of looking at some “news” coverage [...]
While I’m recouperating at home I’ve been watching the [world games]. I’m not sure if I’m supposed to mention the actual name of the games that are played every four years and that are this year being played in China… but I bet you can guess I’m not talking about WWF Smackdown.
During one of the [...]
