Our org chart is really a *NET chart since .org had already been taken. The *NET chart is best described as a "couple of wavy lines and a coffee stain."

Allen Thompson
EVP of Things and Stuff

Mr. Thompson roared into the executive VP'sidency of Things and Stuff in January 2002 at the behest of Mr. Thompson, Senior VP of Largest Dog. Prior to joining thompsonian*NET, Mr. Thompson was Vice President of Paradigm Shifts at Nukleer-Wessels.com. There he guided the design of many Things.

Mr. Thompson received his Bachelor's degree in Stuff-ology from Hans Christian Anderson College in Norway.

Reiner G. Thompson (1992-2007)
SVP of Largest Dog

Mr. Thompson assumed the position in January 2002, with the launch of thompsonian*NET. He spent the formative years of his career on the Continent, developing key core competencies for Hickenlooperaufenheide.com, one of the first internet companies to emerge in the pre-MS era.

A native of Portland, Mr. Thompson earned his Bachelor of Science degree in L.D.-ology from Bob Clampett University's Stuttgart campus.

Sadly, our founding executive passed away in July of 2007.

Hunter S. Thompson (1996-2008)
AVP of Smallest Dog

Mr. Thompson serves as associate vice president of Smallest Dog. In this role he is responsible for the strategic direction of food bins at thompsonian*NET and other duties as assigned.

Before joining thompsonian*NET, Mr. Thompson's knack for discovering raw talent and raw food earned him the respect and admiration of his S.D. peers in the industry.

A native of Madras, Oregon, Mr. Thompson earned his Bachelor's degree in S.D.-ology from the University of Feenix.

We will miss our Smallest Dog. He passed away in July of 2008 and is currently serving as special consultant to Reiner in doggy heaven.

TT
Director of Stuff and Things

Ms. T's background is a composite of Stuff and Things, which led to her joining thompsonian*NET in January 2002. She began her career working as a vocal double for June Foray, and soon transitioned to other Things. As a Thingologist, she pays particular attention to the relational dichotomy of Stuff versus Things.

As a noted expert, Ms. T is active on the lecture circuit, where her motivational "Gettin' Thingy With It" presentation is booked seven years in advance.

TT received her Bachelorette's degree in Stuff Technologies from Saltidine University.