Having met in Sequent's IS department, Kim and Zach chose a similar environment in which to begin their lives.

"Lions and Tigers and... Bean Bag toys?"

Big, honkin' rings were exchanged!

...followed by the traditional "sharing of germs..."

She's thinking, "My wedding was so wonderful... all of my friends are here..." He's thinking, "I didn't pass out! I didn't embarrass myself!  Whoo-hoo!"

Factoid: Small holes were drilled into Kim's skull to hold the veil firmly in place.  Hey... this much beauty requires some pain.

And speaking of beauty... (I'm talking about Val, not Glenn.)

"...we also dabble a little bit in politics and, uh, personal loans.  Welcome to The Family."

The Band cranks out some righteous tunes. Girls dance with other girls... it just doesn't get any better.

Various members of the SQNT IS Class of '98 confer on new digital camera technologies.

Andy and Andrea lead the group in a rousing round of campfire songs.  Kum By Ya my Lord...

Literally hundreds of women beg Kim not to take Zach out of circulation. Nonetheless, she stands her ground.

Welcome to flavor country.

And finally, the bride and groom are accosted by swarms of painful stinging Bubble Bees.  Oh the Humanity!

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